Category: Aunty Snark

Witch Bottles Over Here and Over There. In fact Everywhere.

Fads come in and out of style as quickly as we change underwear, or at least I am hoping y’all are changing your underwear regularly. One of the past couple of months I have seen is this trend of using witch bottles/spell jars for everything under the sun. They are all over the place and I get it, a lot…

Stomping out Gatekeeping

Excitement vibrates through your body as you post the image of your newest tarot deck that you made to one of your favorite online Pagan Facebook Groups. With great reason, you are extremely proud of something you have spent hours making because although finances are tight, you are a decent artist. You eagerly wait for the comments of how beautiful…

Witch Bottle Vs Witch Ball

Aunt Snark, I am seeing witches bottles online. What are they? Can I make them? What is the difference between a witches bottle and a witches ball? I looked up witches bottles and witch balls came up too. Can’t Decide Can’t Decide, Ahhh, a witch bottle vs a witch ball. These two items are two separate things and one is…

An Unwelcomed Bible?

Aunt Snark, I recently have come out of the Broom closet to my very religious family. I am constantly getting unwelcomed preaching and my grandmother just recently gave me a bible! How do I tell my family to stick it?!  Frustrated from Unsolistiated Preaching Dear Frustrated, Welcome to the first year(s), depending on your family’s persistent nature, of coming out…

Is Baby Witch THAT Offensive?

Auntie Snark, I was on a Facebook group the other day to ask a question and labeled myself as a baby witch as I am new to witchcraft. In the responses some people yelled at me about calling myself a baby witch. What the HELL?! What am I supposed to call myself as a new witch? Dazed and New Dazed…

Full Moon Magick

Auntie Snark, I am horrible at remembering when the full moon is. In fact, I forget about it so often that I barely do any spells on the full moon. Does this make me a bad witch, not remembering when the full moon hits? I mean it seems like the most basic thing all witches remember/practice on. Bad Moon Witch…

Where the Hell Have You Been?!

Dear Aunty Snark, Where the hell have you been?! Wondering if You Are Ever Coming Back? Dear Wondering if You Are Ever Coming Back, Ahhh yes, we have been missing from The Snarky Witches for some time now and I am sure you are all wondering, what the hell happened here? Well we added a small, adorable little human to…

It Doesn’t Need to Be Old

This tradition dates back to Ancient Egypt. That celebration can be traced to the Celtics. This is the Norse Pantheon, incredibly old and the runes can be found here and there. “I am a 47th Hereditary witch that can trace my lineage to a Druid High Priest that cursed a Roman legion.” “I am the reincarnation of Cleopatra.” What do…

Why the Hate on Wicca

Auntie Snark, I am on some Facebook groups that are for Pagans in general and I am seeing a lot of hate for Wiccans. What the hell gives?! Why is there Wiccan hate? Wondering Wiccan ____________________________________________________________________________ Wondering Wiccan, Your question, well there are several answers to it and maybe all are right and maybe none will be right. You see,…

Looking for a Mentor

Aunty Snark, I was wondering how I should go about finding a mentor? Looking for a Mentor ____________________________________________________________________________ Looking for a Mentor, The search for a mentor can be long. This isn’t something that you are going to want to rush into. This will require work on your part. I know I just said a dirty word but you have…